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September 03

Come together

 
I've finally upgraded my phone, and as promised, I'm here to deliver the good news. I decided to go with the Verizon SMT5800.
 
For me, this represents a convergence of technologies that I've been trying to achieve for quite awhile. Ever since my first PDA (a monochrome Handspring Visor running PalmOS), I've hoped to get everything, including phone, PDA, media player, and personal file storage, in one Windows-based device.
 
Overall, I'm really pleased with the phone's quality and features. It's a SmartPhone, which is to say it's a phone first and a PDA second. I don't really miss the touchscreen, as I never had much success with the stylus or handwriting recognition on my former devices. There's the ability to view, but not to create, Office and PDF documents (why anyone would want to author spreadsheets on a 2" screen is beyond me). The e-mail, contacts, and calendar sync is sweet, but since my organization uses Lotus Notes, it takes a bit of contortion to make it work properly. Windows Media Player is great for playing tunes and videos; even recorded TV from my media center can (in theory) be converted and synched to the device. The camera obviously isn't as sharp as my Kodak EasyShare V803, but with 2.0 MP, it's better than most phone cameras, and I'm sure it will be great for candid photos. 
 
I opted not to get the data plan (hey Verizon, how about a reasonable price?), so most of the wireless and web features are out of my reach, but I can still sync the device with my PC. Maybe someday... Eye-rolling
 
I paired the phone with a Plantronics Voyager 855 Stereo Bluetooth Headset. For such a tiny device, I was pleasantly surprised by it's sound quality. It's the conventional "Uhuru-style" Bluetooth headset (the kind that make people look like they're talking to themselves in the mall), but it provides an extender with another earbud for stereo sound. I was able to hear it clearly while mowing the yard last evening, so it's OK in my book.
 
Finally, I added a 8 GB SanDisk MicroSD card for all my media. The damn thing is so small, it's practically weightless. I'm going to sound like a crotchety old fart, but my first desktop PC only had 100 MB hard disk, so SD technology never fails to impress me.
 
Now for the software. Most SmartPhone software is craptastic, and I don't want to load it up with a bunch of stuff I never use. I'd really like a tool for customizing the main screen and a voice command tool would be great. I'm open to your suggestions.
 
- Greg
August 29

Hoo are you?

 
Over the past week, we've added yet another mural component to Logan's classic Pooh-themed nursery. This time around, it's Owl's tree, complete with Owl himself:
 
Owl's Tree

Owl's Tree

 
This was certainly the biggest art project thus far; the tree stretches from floor to ceiling, wraps around the corner behind the rocking chair, and is about 6' across at it's widest point. Ginny and I definitely had some artistic differences about the style and size of the subject, but overall, I'm satisfied with how it turned out. Funny thing about painting tree leaves: since they can really be any shape, you have a tendancy to keep painting, until they've entirely overwhelmed the space.
 
As usual, Logan seems completely non-plussed about the addition, although he did point at Owl yesterday and proclaim, "CAT!" (every animal is a cat these days). I hope he's not traumatized by a giant predatory bird watching him sleep. We're going to have a hard time convincing him that drawing on the walls is a "no-no."
 
- Greg
August 27

At a loss for words

 
<rant>
 
Lately, Microsoft Office Word 2007 really chaps my hide. Not only have Microsoft fractured the tried-and-true interface with that "fluent" crap, but they have added a zillion goofy new features that few people are likely to actually use. And the one feature that would really help me out doesn't seem to exist.
 
I work with a lot of technical documents, and I need the ability to control the flow of my content. For a long time, Word has provided the ability to keep one paragraph tethered to the following paragraph, so that if a page break occurs, then they both move to the next page together. That's great for some styles of text, such as headings, which need to stick with (at least) the following body paragraph.
 
But I don't always know what's coming next! Consider a figure or caption, which needs to stick with the paragraph that precedes it. Wouldn't it have made more sense to offer a "keep with previous" option, at least as an alternative? Otherwise, I have to comb through my content manually every time I repaginate the document.
 
</rant>
 
I'd welcome any suggestions. I'm gonna go sulk.
 
- Greg
August 26

I'm not dead yet!

 
Greg 2008 Box
Redmond, Wa. - In a statement released today by Microsoft, the software giant announced that it will begin the planned phase-out of Greg by the end of 2008. Ironcially, the statement comes on the 34th anniversary of the product's initial launch.
 
Greg has been a stalwart Microsoft program since the early days of Windows 3.0 and had steadily evolved into a fun, if sometimes unreliable, office workhorse. It is an effective multitasking application that can compose documents, exchange email, post blog entries, share torrents, find hilarious YouTube (er, SoapBox) videos, and organize a music library at once. Although Greg has never been successfully integrated with Lotus Notes, the program is known for creating workarounds to increase office productivity.
 
This marks the end of an era for Greg, a product that has recently garnered renewed interest from a dedicated community of enthusiasts. Within the past couple of years, an arrary of mobile and social networking features had been developed, compatibility with the popular Ginny platform was expected to be right around the corner, and an SDK was in the works.
 
"Greg has had a great run, but the product just has become too bloated with unnecessary features," said Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer. "The loss of instant messaging capability really hurt us. Besides, most users have already migrated to the newer version" (referring to Greg 2.0, codename Logan).
 
No word yet on plans for Milo Plus!, the annoying add-on for Greg that was added a few versions back.
 
Microsoft promises to redirect its development resources to Logan, and Ballmer hinted at the development of another spin-off product in coming months.
 
- Greg Birthday cake
July 24

Mesh it up

 
If Microsoft has its way, the NBT (next big thing) is going to be Live Mesh, which is nothing less than a platform to integrate and organize our digital lives. At present, it's a file sync tool at the tech preview level, which should not be confused with SkyDrive or FolderShare, which are two other, similar products in this arena from the software giant.
 
After signing up for Mesh and downloading the client software (a tiny ~2MB install) on one of your devices, you are presented with a "ring" that includes an online desktop (called Live Desktop) and an option to add other devices. The interface is powered by Silverlight (what else?); it's sleek, sexy, and practically begs to begin buildling relationships with your devices. Right now, only Windows XP and Vista PCs are supported, but Microsoft plans to add support for Mac and mobile phones soon (where's the love for the Linux community, Redmond?).
 
Anyway, here's a sample of a Mesh ring:
 
Mesh Device Ring

Mesh Device Ring

 
What makes Mesh different is the level of integration that it has with each device in your ring. You can create and browse files directly on your Live Desktop (no drag-and-drop...yet) and depending on your sync settings, they'll be almost instantly available on each of your devices. Likewise if you have a local folder that you'd like to make accessible to your other devices, simply right-click it and add it to the mesh. If you want to invite your friends and colleagues to the party, you can even make folders in your mesh securely accessible to others.
 
Mesh also has a nifty remote desktop feature, but I have to admit that I haven't had time to play with it much yet. I'm sure that'll be a really handy option for me.
 
Sounds impressive, but you're probably thinking that several other vendors are already doing something similar (in fact, Microsoft almost seems to be competing with several of its other Live services, such as the aforementioned SkyDrive and FolderShare). Well then, you need to take another swig of the Kool-Aid. According to Microsoft developer blogs, such as Channel 9, there are scads of other uses for the platform besides file sync, including shared application hosting (much like offerings on Facebook).
 
Lest you think that I'm getting kick-backs from Ozzie & Company, let me just say that as cool as Live services are as a whole, I've been very disappointed with the overall their lack of cohesive branding and neverending betas over the past 2 years. I'm hopeful that Microsoft is positioning Live to really make a comeback against competitors like Google Gears, Adobe AIR, Facebook, Yahoo, and now Apple MobileMe (careful IE7 users).
 
I'll certainly be keeping my eyes on this new service. I guess that I'm "enmeshed."
 
- Greg
July 22

Happiness is...

 
I usually don’t even read this sort of self-help, new age, Oprah-esque crap but this one is different. In fact, it is a very logical and rational reaction to the very drivel that I (and I suspect most of you) try to avoid. If you do take the few minutes to read the blog entry, do yourself a favor and also read the comments. There are some excellent arguments for and against the writer’s list, especially the link to the Mad TV episode!
 
 
- Greg
July 11

Can you hear me now?

 
Wow, nothing for 2 months, and then 2 posts in the same day. It's practically a record.
 
I'm going to try something different on Greg's Space: we're going interactive. See, my mobile phone is almost 3 years old (in mobile phone years, that's like 21 years). It's a crude device that operates primarily via a series of wooden pulleys and levers, but I've managed to get along with it...somehow.
 
Anyway, I'm thinking about upgrading to a shiny new phone. I'm an all-in-one kind of guy, so I'd like a phone that can serve as a beefy media player, mobile browser, document viewer, contact manager, and...oh yeah...a phone. While everyone else is lusting after those BlackBerry devices or the iPhone 3G, I'm a total Microsoft junkie and a Verizon customer. So I'm looking at Verizon's current selection of SmartPhones that run Windows Mobile 6. I really like the SMT5800 and the Moto Q 9c.
 
SMT5800The SMT5800 (pictured to the left) has a lot of advantages, including a smaller form factor, a faster 400MHz processor, a slide out QWERTY keypad, a large portrait-oriented display, and a better camera. While lots of folks who have reviewed this phone cited it's awkward placement of the D-pad in landscape mode (it's on the left side), it seems perfectly placed for lefties like yours truly. On the other hand (no pun intended), critics indicate that the small number keypad is difficult to use, and the $199 price tag, while not excessive for a decent SmartPhone, could be a little more competitive.
 
q9MThe other phone that intrigues me is the new Moto Q 9c (pictured to the right). Although the Q series is pushing 2 years old, the latest model has been upgraded to Windows Mobile 6. The processor is not as fast, it has a lower-resolution camera, and it has that "PDA" feel to it, so the main advantage for me is the $99 price. I like the fact that the series has been well-reviewed, and if Verizon is still carrying the series after 2 years, it must be pretty reliable. Plus, I could use my existing 1GB MiniSD card for a while, which would further reduce the cost of upgrading.
 
So there's my conundrum. I'd like to open it up to my loyal, good-looking well-educated readers (all 3 of you). Please post your comments to weigh in on the debate. I'll look forward to reading your opinions, and I'll keep you updated on my choice.
 
Thanks!
 
- Greg

Flippin' sweet

 
I've meant to update the ol' blog for quite some time, but I guess I haven't had much to share. And I believe that if you don't have something useful (or at least mildly humorous) to share, you really shouldn't bother polluting the Web with your tripe.
 
This morning I stumbled across a nifty variation to Flip3D, the feature in Windows Vista that lets you cycle through your visible windows like a card stack. The real slickness is that window activity (for instance, a video in Windows Media Player) will continue to play within the preview.
 
Flip3D in Action

Flip3D in Action

Flip3D was touted as Microsoft's answer to Exposé for the Mac, and it was supposed to be one of the real "gee whiz" features in Vista. Most people were entertained for about a minute and then moved on to the next curiosity.
 
Personally, I like Flip3D. I know it's probably a resource hog, but it looks really nice, and it's one of the few visuals in Vista that doesn't look cobbled together from spare parts laying around Microsoft's garage.
 
To use Flip3D:
  1. Hold ÿ (Windows) and press Tab.
  2. Press Tab to cycle through each visible window.
  3. When you reach the window you want to activate, release ÿ (Windows).

To my point: there's an alternate way to use Flip3D. If you look closely at the Quick Launch toolbar, you'll notice a small Flip3D Icon icon, which activates Flip3D. What's unique about this variation is that Flip3D remains open, so that you can cycle through your open windows using the Arrows and Enter keys. If there's a window way in the back of the stack, you can also click it to pull it to the front.

As you might have guessed, there's a shortcut key for this alternate version of Flip3D: hold Ctrl and follow the steps listed above. Give it a try next time you have a few seconds to kill.

- Greg

May 08

Take a bow

 
After seven seasons, the comedy Scrubs airs its final new episode tonight on NBC. Even though the NBC execs decided to quietly end the series with none of the fanfare of other sucessful shows, such as Friends, Frasier, and Will and Grace, I hope everyone will tune in and give the talented cast and crew the proper send-off they all deserve.
 
Scrubs premiered in fall 2001 (literally days after 9/11) to a very different television landscape, which was filled with reality shows and tired series. Most of the sitcoms of still were filmed on sound stage sets, recycled plots and gimmicks, and used laugh tracks to keep the story plodding along. Scrubs was different. It was filmed on location, so the set looked like a real hospital. There was no laugh track (thanks for giving the audience credit). Most of the storylines revolved around the daydreams of the main character, so gags could involve absurd situations and character interactions. And best of all, the writing and acting was fresh. The overall story arc certainly hasn't resolved the way I expected.
 
While it has meandered a bit over the past few seasons (and some would argue it "jumped the shark" a while back), the series established the standards that have been copied by nearly every other successful show on TV today. It deserves a lot of credit for that.
 
Zach Braff has also become one of my favorite actors. He has an excellent comedic presence and the ability to adapt to a wide variety of dramatic roles. He's also become an established writer and director. If you're in the mood for some great work featuring Zach, check out the following:
 

Thanks, Scrubs, for a great run.

- Greg

PS: What are your favorite Scrubs moments? Please leave your comments below.

May 01

Irony

 
If you see one of those "Free Tibet" t-shirts, chances are it was made in China.
 
- Greg
April 18

La vie bohéme

 
It just occurred to me that the 90's TV series Friends is basically a sitcom version of Puccini's opera La Bohéme, without the tuberculosis. What other implications does this have on other TV favorites? Is Knight Rider really Don Quixote?
 
- Greg
April 14

Don't panic

 
Yesterday afternoon, Logan, Ginny, and I attended a most unusual Easter egg hunt. Given that Easter was 3 weeks ago, I suppose it was just an egg hunt. Anyway, what really made it interesting was the theme: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There was THGTTG-themed food, entertainment, most folks were dressed in bathrobes for the festivities, and there were lots of towels.
 
The eggs were mainly for the kids; for the adults, wee bottles of fine distilled spirits were hidden about. Some eggs contained prizes, and there was a THGTTG quiz that would have given Zaphod Beeblebrox (multiple) headaches.
 
Our friends Mike (dude, seriously, update your Live Space) and Lisa were the hosts. It was great fun!
 
If you're so inclined, check out the updated THGTTG Egg Hunt gallery.
 
- Greg
April 12

You damn, dirty ape!

 
It was reported today that the government was finally able to pry the gun out of Charlton Heston's cold, dead hand.
 
Rest in peace, Taylor.
 
- Greg
April 07

Mashups

 
I'm fascinated with the concept of a "mashup." It's a technology that allows developers to leverage existing applications and services to achieve a kind of hybrid result. A prime example would be the combination of a map service, such as Live Maps, with a shopping/auction service, such as Live Expo, to create a hybrid application that could display the geographic location of each offered item. Our benevolent benefactors at Microsoft have even put together a nifty online tool called Popfly, which allows developers to cobble together a mashup without writing much (or any) code.
 
Of course, the mashup is nothing new; it just goes by different names in other venues. Businesses call it "synergy." Recording artists call it "sampling." Filmmakers call it "inspiration." Writers just label it "plagiarism." I figure that there are a finite number of ideas in the universe, so chances are that you'll eventually stumble over someone else who's said/played/written it before. Your best hope is just to improve the expression of an idea, or create a mashup.
 
Wordsmiths have been creatively building mashups for years. Instead of inventing new words, why not just take the best parts of root words and create something altogether new? Thanks to mashups, we have new words like "PowerPoint," "appletini," and "Pokémon."
 
The principle difference is that Web mashups don't just happen by accident. Complex program interfaces have to be exposed to "hook" into each other, so Web applications have to be carefully designed to facilitate mashups.
 
If you'd like to read more about mashups, check the Wikipedia article on the subject.
 
- Greg
February 13

Eat your heart out, Webster

 
Knog (v): To blog about people, places, and events related to Knoxville, TN.
 
I'm a knogger. Certainly not the best, but the first to call himself such. Kinda catchy, don't you think?
 
- Greg
February 12

Welcome back, Skeet

 
There's a new season of Jericho starting tonight at 10 PM Eastern on CBS, and I expect every single one of you to watch. We had a hell of a time getting this amazing show back after last season, and I want to make sure it sticks around for a while.
 
Please tune in, you'll be glad you did.
 
- Greg
February 11

I can see clearly now

 
I'm a software nerd. Computer hardware never appealled to me as much, because you're limited by the physical medium. Sometimes, you just have a bad part, and no matter how many times you clean it, check the connections, or (let's face it) smack the hell out of it, it's just not going to work. It's too much like being a mechanic (not that I have anything against mechanics). Besides, with standards constantly changing, a cutting-edge system that worked beautifully last year is now old junk, and you're left with a heap of parts that just don't work anymore.
 
Software, on the other hand, is more elegant. It's art. Plus, no matter how catastrophic the problem may be, you can just format and reinstall. It's like wiping away the past.
 
My PC is something of a Frankenstein; I bought a Dell Dimension 2400 back in 2004, which I subsequently gutted later in the year to get it ready for Half-Life 2. I replaced the motherboard with a ecomony ASUS board (which required a new power supply), added a nVidia GeFore 5700 video card, dropped in a SoundBlaster Live! 5.1 sound card, and beefed up the memory to a tidy 1 GB of RAM. So, you see, the only original parts of the PC are the case and the power cord.
 
My wife and I both primarily use notebooks these days, so the Dimension has been relegated to a file/print server and Windows XP Media Center Edition (MCE). I loathe paying for unnecessary subscriptions (I'm kind of a roll-your-own fella), so the TiVo-for-free concept of MCE appealled to me. I also like being able to organize DVDs and other videos, pictures, and my vast music collection in one place. I even went so far as to convert my nephew's donated gen-1 XBox into an extender.
 
This past weekend, I ripped the guts out of the XP MCE and began the much-anticipated upgrade to Vista Ultimate. Now, I waited for over a year to migrate my home PC to Vista. Many users have complained about security and compatibility, but after my company upgraded my notebook to Vista Business, and I had a chance to play around with it, I'm reallly starting to like it. I had started thinking about upgrading late last year, but it's no simple matter.
 
Before I was married, reformatting and installing the OS was a semi-annual event for me (what can I say, I had a lot of down-time). Over the past few years, however, it's become less of a priority to have a lean, clean, updated system than to just keep those shared files accessible, so the XP MCE had been chugging along since December 2005. Don't get me wrong, I keep my PC well-maintained (security patches, tune-ups, software upgrades), but let's face it, once in a while you just have to rip out the guts and start over.
 
The real catalyst for my intrepid upgrade, however, was a sweet deal I got on a 400 GB hard disk from my buddy, Mike (update your space, dude). That's where the story gets interesting. You see, Mike came by the hard drive as part of a 3-disk RAID array on eBay. He didn't need 1200 GB of space, so (much to my wife's chagrin) he offered me one of the disks for cheap. The only problem: my ASUS motherboard doesn't have an SATA controller. So, I was off to CompUSA (before that ship sinks) to get an PCI SATA expansion card. Problem solved, right?
 
Wrong. The BIOS wouldn't see the SATA disk connected to the without some reconfiguring (no sweat), but then Vista setup couldn't detect it. I was able to load the driver from the CD included with the controller card and managed to successfully install Vista, but when the PC restarted, it couldn't boot to the SATA disk. Because the SATA controller wasn't integrated, the board didn't see it as a boot option. Rather than upgrading the motherboard (again), I just decided to install Vista on my old IDE disk, and set up the new SATA disk for storing all my data.
 
After several hours of downloading security patches and updates, I was finally ready to go. Connecting the PC to my TV is another story. You see, my upstairs TV is a 25" Magnavox I bought back in 1994; it's built like a brick shithouse, and despite my best efforts, I don't think it's ever going to die. Needless to say, it's a bit lacking in the digital connections department. Streaming video to the TV is accomplished by a rat's nest of cables and video converter switches that would give MacGuyver a chubby.
 
I finally got to kick back and watch some recorded shows I ported over from the old MCE. My first impressions are very positive; the new Vista MCE interface is schweeeet. Ginny was less impressed (her leading question is always "ok, so what does it do now that it couldn't do before?"), but she'll come around. I just appreciate the fact that she tolerates my geeky crap at all.
 
As I get older, there's a little guy inside my head that says, "you know, maybe buying a Mac wouldn't be such a bad idea. They sure are shiny and sexy." I need weekends like this one to beat the hell out of that guy. PCs rock.
 
- Greg
February 08

Wall to wall

 
Mornin',
 
As you may know, the Edwards family recently moved from a townhouse into a place of our own, so Logan's nursery murals at the old place had to come down.
 
Ginny and I really liked the Winnie the Pooh theme we had used in his old nursery, so we decided to carry it over to his new room. Over the past few weekends, I've been working diligently to come up with some new scenes that would compliment the space.
 
I thought I'd take a second to showcase the result.
 

Stargazing

Stargazing

 
This one is over Logan's crib. In this scene, Pooh, Piglet, and Tigger are relaxing (perhaps after a big meal) and looking up at a starry night sky. I actually painted the stars with a glow-in-the-dark glaze, so they (sort of) sparkle when the room is dark.
 

Picking Flowers

Picking Flowers

 
Here we see a composite of a couple of source images over Logan's dresser. Piglet has picked a bunch of colorful flowers for his friend Pooh, while Eeyore looks bashfully at a nearby butterfly.
 

Kanga and Roo

Kanga and Roo

 
This is the most recent addition, which is near floor level by his closet. I think it's my favorite; I just love the way Kanga holds her joey as he sleeps.
 
If you want to see full-size images and some of the old nursery too, they're in the Nursery album in my Gallery. Enjoy!
 
- Greg
February 05

Soggy in Seattle

 
Well, now that I'm back from Seattle, I thought I'd take a quick minute to share the highlights of my trip (and rant about all the crap that happened along the way).
 
Why was Greg in Seattle, you may ask? I'm an operations instructor for a health-care management company (which shall hereafter be referred to as TeamHealth), and said company is rolling out a spiffy, new version of our operations software, so yours truly gets to spread the gospel to flocks all around our great land. Over a 3-month period, I'll visit sites in Federal Way, WA (the aforementioned Seattle trip); Sunrise, FL; Middleburg Heights, OH; Woodbury, NJ; and Pleasanton, CA.
 
The trip started out fine, with a Sunday morning ride to the airport. My lovely wife, Ginny, was nice enough to provide shuttle service. My traveling companion, Lyschel, and I arrived with plenty of time to check-in before the flight. No long after Ginny had pulled away from the curb, we found out that our connection in Dallas was cancelled due to fog. The next flight would be around 2 PM ET, and we'd have to connect in Chicago. Rather than face several hours watching planes take off and land from the comfort of a rocking chair (oh yeah, our airport has rocking chairs in the terminal, but that's another story), we decided to call Ginny-cab and ask for a pick-up.
 
Once we were finally airborne, the flight to Chicago was a breeze (I usually just sit back, read a magazine, and let the pilots worry about flying the plane). Landing at O'Hare, we were shocked to find our next flight to Seattle was also postponed until around 9 PM CT. I began to realize that once you're past the airport security gate, you're something of a political prisoner. Luckily this inmate had a copy of Portal on his laptop and a penchant for ripping holes in the fabric of space/time, so I was all set.
 
Once we (finally) arrived at SeaTac, sometime around midnight PT, the fun wasn't about to end. Our luggage had managed to beat us there. We picked up our rental car and proceeded to the security gate. After checking our tag against our rental contract for several minutes, the attendant (fresh off a riveting game of Sodoku), strolled over to the window and asked, "You like this car?" Puzzled, Lyschel responded, "I dunno, I guess so." "Well, it's the wrong car," he replied. Avis had parked a different car in our designated spot, so our contract didn't match the VIN. Alas, we were stuck at the gate while Avis corrected their mistake. Meanwhile I was reminded of the movie Planes, Trains, and Automobiles; Lyschel failed to see the parallel.
 
Training was about as uneventful as you'd expect a week-long corporate training fest to be, although there was enough snow on the first morning for us to spin some gnarly donuts in the parking lot. The sun acutally popped out for about 15 minutes one afternoon, the rest of the week involved precipitation of some type. I think I grew mildew in my tender places.
 
We hit the town on Tuesday evening with a couple of colleagues from the area. They entertained us at Salty's on Alki Beach, which had some of the best seafood I've ever enjoyed. From there, Lyschel and I bravely trekked over 500' up to the top of the world-famous Space Needle. I don't know what I was expecting; it's basically a taller version of Knoxville's beloved Sunsphere and a leftover relic from a long-forgotten World's Fair. However, it did offer a pretty nice view of the city.
 
By the time we left on Friday, the rain had definitely gotten the better of me. Seattle is a lovely place, I'm sure, but without some serious mood-altering drugs, I'm not convinced I could survive the gloomy weather. I'm starting to understand the city's caffeine addiction. Oddly enough, I didn't visit a single Starbucks during my entire visit.
 
The return trip home was a lot shorter, although I was almost beaten by a group of passengers for bringing a bag of candied nuts onboard the plane. I couldn't help it; they have an addictive chemical that make you crave them fort-nightly.
 
Needless to say, I was very glad to see my wife and baby on Friday night. We spent the weekend doing a whole bunch of relaxing.
 
If you want to experience any more of the magic, check out my Seattle Trip album in the Gallery.
 
- Greg
January 23

Notes blows goats

 
Here's a rant I recently posted on a Notes enthusiasts' blog:
I'm a corporate trainer. As an email/calendar/contacts client (and I've used quite a few), I have to say that Lotus Notes is among the worst. And that's counting GroupWise.
 
I'm sure it's an amazing database application, but most folks just want a standardized, efficient, and user-friendly email application that integrates nicely with their other office productivity software (which, for the vast majority of us, is Microsoft Office).
 
I keep hearing about these miraculous workflow applications that Notes supports, but to add insult to injury, I don't think we use any of them anymore. Most people at my organization have moved to our intranet portal for discussions and document sharing.
 
Besides, most people want something that's simple to use. A complex tool is wasted on an office where the majority of people think workflow is a network share full of spreadsheets.
 
The email interface is just a nightmare. Granted, I haven't seen the wonderous new Hannover version, but release 7 leaves a lot to be desired. A big selling point of our upgrade from release 5 was support for the scroll wheel; no joke. There must've been 3 different engineers who worked on the interface, because there are at least as many different places you have to remember to look for various settings and options (File > Preferences, File > Security, and let's not forget Actions > Tools > Preferences).
 
Commands are replicated in the most bizzare places. For instance, to create a new memo, you can click File > New > Memo, or Create > Mail > Memo, the New Memo button in your inbox, the New Memo button in the memo, or there's that toolbar button that looks like dogs playing poker... But how about Ctrl + N? No, that gives you a new database.
 
Try explaining that to a new user: well, you see, Lotus Notes is actually a relational database management system that just thinks it's an email application. The program's motto should be "I just want to be your everything."
 
In most places, the right-click menu looks like someone swept up the floor and just threw everything into a pile (except the one command you really need). No organization is present (why is forward way up there, but reply is way down here?)
 
The simplest things, like inserting an image or adding a table, take forever. Case in point, consider how complicated it is to create a hyperlink in a Notes "memo." In most apps, you just type the URL, and it's automatically converted to a hyperlink. In Notes, I have to type the address, select the address, copy it to the clipboard, manually insert a hotspot (Create > Hotspot > Link Hotspot), paste the address in the properties window, and then add an underline to make it resemble like a hyperlink. Wait...what was I doing?
 
Finally, there's the issue of compatibility (in that Notes is not particularly comptible with the rest of the world). Notes should include a disclaimer that reads "does not play well with others."
 
Ever send a fancy, HTML-based email to a Lotus Notes user? If so, you wasted a lot of time on formatting and probably frustrated the hell out of your recipient, 'cause it'll look like crap when viewed in Notes. External linked images? Forget about it. I think LN was the sole reason that "having trouble reading this message? Click here" was invented.
 
Ever get an email from a Notes user? It looks like someone emailed you a text file. That clever signature card that looked so good in Notes? Converted to an attachment and stuck to the bottom of the message, after the disclaimer that you adminstrator automatically appended (you know, the one that's appended every time you forward a message, so there are 12 of them at the bottom of the message by the time it gets to you).
 
When I get a Notes-based email from somebody, I want to send them a care package, or make a donation to a fund somewhere. I just feel bad for them.
And that's just the email client. Little stuff, granted, but it adds up. It's like death by a thousand paper cuts.
 
So, I'm forced to use the Lotus Notes client, at least for the forseeable future. I've tried almost everything to escape the oppression: Outlook Connector, email forwarding to a non-Notes service, DAMO, hunger strike...nothing seems to get the job done.
Whew, that feels better. I'm open to any feedback you'd like to share. Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
 
- Greg